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Anonymous: You got no chill in answering questions man. Pipe the fuck down asshole

asian:

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Anonymous: yesterday i gave my guy friend a blowjob and he ate panera earlier in the day and when he came in my mouth it tasted like chicken soup

asian:

go wash your mouth with some water

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jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

transcripts:

"true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time